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Doctor Evil ([personal profile] doc_evil) wrote 2014-08-05 11:47 pm (UTC)

Oh, hellooooooooo.

What.


What just happened in his brain? Why did his evil inner monologue voice sound like his nemesis Austin Powers?

Clearly this woman's evil powers are beyond compare. Also clear: they are, as the kids say, MFEO.



"No." His shoulder twitches up toward his ear. "The squid's name is regrettably non-evil. Raspberry. I think for the delicious fruit, not the extremely effective bullying tactic found in American grade schools, some wrestling circuits and competitive dog shows."

Beat.


"I've only communed with the dark powers alone lately. Yeah. Been a dry spell."

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