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"From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing. I'd hoped Scott would look up to me, run the business of the family, head an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had. Scott would think I was a cool guy, return the love I have, make me want to cry, be evil, but have my feelings too, change my life with Oprah and Maya Angelou. But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there must be, Mini Me, you complete me."

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Dr. Evil is bald and frequently looks constipated. Over the years, he has perfected the art of evil cackling and believes it should be made an Olympic sport. I don't know why. His lower lip often protrudes, and his head is given to random fits of nodding. When he thinks he's being particularly clever or "evil," his pinky finger will inexplicably lift to his mouth while his eyebrows creep toward his nonexistent hairline. Having been born without a sense of fashion, he is usually clad in a silver, high-necked, quasi-futuristic suit.

He was the first person to use "quotation fingers," or so he "thinks."

Dr. Evil is bent on world domination. If you can attach a laser to some sort of marine life, he will refrain from dipping you in liquid hot magma.

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Dr. Evil is obviously a very deluded man.

Dr. Evil is the property of Mike Myers and whatever film studio produced the Austin Powers movies. This is simply an rpg journal for use in milliways_bar. No profit is being made.