One moment he's thinking of weaponizing the squid and the technical challenges of a land and sea laser distribution system. The next it is like someone has poured evil honey down his evil spine.
He lifts his pinkie to his mouth, crosses one foot over the other and executes a turn he learned once in evil tap class.
It doesn't work well on sand.
When he manages to face the right way, he looks at the woman... the goddess... and says,
"Elvira."
Doctor Evil has been waiting all his life for this moment.
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One moment he's thinking of weaponizing the squid and the technical challenges of a land and sea laser distribution system. The next it is like someone has poured evil honey down his evil spine.
He lifts his pinkie to his mouth, crosses one foot over the other and executes a turn he learned once in evil tap class.
It doesn't work well on sand.
When he manages to face the right way, he looks at the woman... the goddess... and says,
"Elvira."
Doctor Evil has been waiting all his life for this moment.
"I am fresh out of minions."