doc_evil: (Zip it)
Doctor Evil ([personal profile] doc_evil) wrote 2015-10-24 09:09 pm (UTC)

Unless you get the cayenne pepper up your nose, which is what Doctor Evil seems to have done on this, his next troublesome sip. He coughs and hacks a moment, openly eyeing the durian fruit as he pulls himself together. What is it? Why did this Security person whisk it away so quickly? Is it evil?

He must have it for his own.

Clearly.

"Just one? Why not both? Honestly. A place like this and the security minions just keep one eye open."

He looks at Mini-Me and shakes his head.

"As you might have heard, I am..." he pauses for effect "...Doctor Evil. This is Mini-Me, my exquisite clone. Just look at that bone structure. He's like the Mona Lisa of cloning experiments. The double stuff Oreo, even.

"Who are you?" he asks. "I know 'X.' Yeah. Very sharp."

He lets loose an evil cackle, amused by his own joke.

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