Doctor Evil continues to shout, flat on his back with his arms and legs flailing in the air. He arrived in his current position thirty seconds earlier, but even evil geniuses have a hard time coping with certain surprises.
"Ahhhhhhhhh. Ah. Ahhh."
Doctor Evil blinks and wipes his hand over his mouth, surprised to discover it smells distinctly... chocolatey. How odd. Ridiculous, even. He likes his chocolate hot and covered in marshmallows, not hard and caked under his fingernails. Honestly.
A quick glance around reveals walls constructed of rock and some sort of brown, sweet smelling brick. He looks again at his nails and concludes, "I must have been stress eating again. Yeah. Perhaps that infernal Almond Joy, even though I never feel like a nut. No."
(BrrooooooooooooooooOOOOOOO)
"Hmmm."
Beat.
"I should. Yeah. Gotta go."
Doctor Evil leaps up, drops into a fighting crouch, and crab walks back several paces.
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Doctor Evil continues to shout, flat on his back with his arms and legs flailing in the air. He arrived in his current position thirty seconds earlier, but even evil geniuses have a hard time coping with certain surprises.
"Ahhhhhhhhh. Ah. Ahhh."
Doctor Evil blinks and wipes his hand over his mouth, surprised to discover it smells distinctly... chocolatey. How odd. Ridiculous, even. He likes his chocolate hot and covered in marshmallows, not hard and caked under his fingernails. Honestly.
A quick glance around reveals walls constructed of rock and some sort of brown, sweet smelling brick. He looks again at his nails and concludes, "I must have been stress eating again. Yeah. Perhaps that infernal Almond Joy, even though I never feel like a nut. No."
(BrrooooooooooooooooOOOOOOO)
"Hmmm."
Beat.
"I should. Yeah. Gotta go."
Doctor Evil leaps up, drops into a fighting crouch, and crab walks back several paces.
Right to the edge of the chocolate borehole to end all chocolate boreholes.