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"Okaaaaaay. What was that? Who turned out the lights? I'm not Su-perman. I don't have" out come the finger quotes, even though there's no one there to see them "'su-per vision.' I thought we fully equipped this lair. I thought we had 'back-up power.' Honestly."
A loud thump echoes from the rocky chamber the evil doctor uses as his office. When lit, it is a sumptuous display of expensive furniture, plush rugs and tall shelves well-stocked with the finest weapons offered by Nerf. Without illumination, however, it might well be a death trap, located somewhere close but not too close to the beginning of the Loompa tunnels.
The earth rumbles for the second time in as many minutes.
"Riiiight. Daddy's not scared. Daddy's pasty white legs aren't shaking. Where is Daddy's clone in one-eighth form? He might need to break Daddy's fall."
A loud thump echoes from the rocky chamber the evil doctor uses as his office. When lit, it is a sumptuous display of expensive furniture, plush rugs and tall shelves well-stocked with the finest weapons offered by Nerf. Without illumination, however, it might well be a death trap, located somewhere close but not too close to the beginning of the Loompa tunnels.
The earth rumbles for the second time in as many minutes.
"Riiiight. Daddy's not scared. Daddy's pasty white legs aren't shaking. Where is Daddy's clone in one-eighth form? He might need to break Daddy's fall."
