*Dr. Evil sticks his chin out and finishes the chorus with gusto.*

I could, but why would I want to? I'm told that my voice is reminiscent of a baby's cry. Everybody loves babies, don't you know? Riiiight. Some more than others... *He sniffs, thinking of Fat Bastard.*

My cat lost his hair in the line of duty. Yeah. It's not nice to mock those that are bald before their time. His fur was liquefied during a brief stint frozen in space. You should try it sometime. Great for the skin.

*He stands, placing his cat on the bar and puffing his chest out.* Who are you?