Dr. Evil? Interesting name. *Her lips twitch. There's something rather amusing about the old wind bag.* Yes, I am on the security staff. If you're not new, then I gather someone has already listed the rules. However, given your rather remarkable name, I fear I must remind you that there is no violence in the bar. If you so much think about doing bodily harm to another patron, you will be in the cells faster than you can blink.
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