Security? *Pleased with this turn of events, he holds his pinky up to his mouth and purses his lips.* Reaaaaally. Right. I don't meet many women security officers. I would question whether or not you are telling me the truth, but I know Frau. Yeah. She once sprained my wrist playing patty cake. It hurt like the de-vil.

I am not new, no. In fact, I've been lurking about for several months now. Perhaps you have heard of me? *he quirks an eyebrow.* I am... *dramatic pause* Dr. Evil.